Once upon a time I made a blog about video games. And this is what's left of it (mostly tweets).

19 March

@pronounced_ing:

Elon Musk saying “I’ll make ventilators IF there’s a shortage” is like your partner looking at you holding a screaming baby, in front of a stove, with a sink full of dirty dishes, and saying “Of course I’m here to help you IF you need it” as he walks off to play video games.