Once upon a time I made a blog about video games. And this is what's left of it (mostly tweets).

9 November 2011

For Christmas I’d like a Kinect, the new Your Shape (yes, really, why not?), and a living room that fits the whole thing.

Sur quel site on va pour savoir si le DVD français d’un jeu donné contient les voix originales ou s’il va falloir l’importer ?

13 November

Played Gears of War for nine hours with my brother yesterday, feeling migrainey today. Video games are bad for you. In split-screen.

14 November

Je crois que j’ai commandé Assassin’s Creed juste pour ne pas m’engouffrer dans Skyrim tout de suite ; ce n’est pas une très bonne raison.

16 November

Les cons, ils ont vraiment changé la tête de Desmond. Il était mignon, le nouveau est infiniment fade. #asscreed

Seems competently done, but goddamnit I most definitely didn’t buy an #asscreed game to play tower defense.

I don’t like the character model changes, but at least it seems to me Roger Craig Smith does a rather good job of sounding older. #asscreed

17 November

Buy a shop, bribe a herald. Capture a tower, find four heralds to bribe. They’re not even trying to make it fun anymore, are they? #asscreed

18 November

I didn’t buy #asscreed to play a poor’s man’s Portal / Tower Defense / Farmville. Are the devs themselves that bored with the core gameplay?

19 November

Assassin’s Creed is like Lost if Lost was… well, if it was The Event.

I gave #asscreed Brotherhood a 6 and Revelations a 7, even though the former is bigger and more interesting. Lowered expectations, clearly.

22 November

Well, I now own all of Constantinople and all I got was no trophy for it #asscreed

24 November

Today is Empty RSS Day, so I should be productive. Or I could have if it wasn’t also the day I received Skyrim.

I was gonna stick the Skyrim map to the wall, and then I saw it had all the ugly French names.

Pour être productif et ne pas commencer Skyrim, j’ai chargé le DLC de Portal 2 et passé l’après-midi à jouer à Rochard #doingitwrong

26 November

Fuck you, asshole “journalist” who spoiled the boring twist at the end of Portal 2’s Peer Review DLC.

My enjoyment of Skyrim is decreased by exactly 63% from the fact that I’m visiting fucking “Bordeciel.”

27 November

Mais ouais que je vais te traduire “Misc.” par “Div.” dans le menu de l’inventaire. Si l’auteur a décidé d’abréger, faut respecter. #skyrim

28 November

Turned on the PS3 to download the Skyrim update so it’d be ready whenever I needed it; now what are the odds I’ll manage to turn it back off?

29 November

I’m hesitating to keep Barbas for myself as an immortal dog: would that be taking advantage of a glitch, or has he been intentionally designed as a magical companion? #skyrim

30 November

Euh, je suis obligé de choisir, entre les Impériaux et les Sombrages ? Là j’ai un peu envie de laisser le continent aux dragons. #skyrim

Realizing it’s about time I make up my own story of why my character ended up in this wretched place. Not used to having to do that. #skyrim

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